Grimace Wears a Robe
Grimmy Grimmy has no hair
but he has a robe to wear.
Why a robe and no hair?
That’s the question to ask, right there.
He’s got no shirt. He’s got no pants.
He wears a robe and not by chance.
Grimmy Grimmy has no shoes.
Going barefoot is what he’ll choose.
Somebody call the local news.
What, where, why, when and whos?
No hair, no shirt, no shoes, or pants.
He wears a robe and not by chance.
Grimmy Grimmy doesn’t own a coat.
At least that’s what the newsman wrote.
“Just a robe,” said the newsman’s note.
No other thing does Grimmy tote.
No shoes or shirt, coat, hair or pants?
Just a robe and not by chance.
No shoes, no shirt, no pants at all?
They’ll never let him in the mall.
No gloves or hats hang in the hall?
No tuxedo for the Governer’s Ball.
No shoes, shirt, hair, hat, coat or pants.
No gloves or suits and not by chance.
Can someone please tell me why?
Is something wrong with that guy?
Does he spend his time getting high?
God have mercy, oh me oh my!
So you want to know the truthful reason?
Why he commits this fashion treason?
It all began sometime last season.
He found the robe to be more pleasin’.
You see, my friend, it’s not his fault.
He read the words “Die Gestalt”
He wanted to be worth his salt,
so he went and formed a brand new cult.
They don’t wear those things such as pants
They wear a robe and not by chance.
It makes it easier for them to dance
Whenever they’re put in a dinasaur trance.
Illyria said:
Perfection! I was sing songing it out loud.
October 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
gilliganista said:
I laughed! I cried! I demanded a recount!
Grimace–Shel would be proud. Gestalt? Wow, take me back to therapy!
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Cabin Fevah said:
Perfection, Grim. BTW, the robe I got was of perfect size. Way to eyeball it!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
goat said:
Nice rhythm!
October 4th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
SVS said:
That is so catchy, I found myself bopping my head back & forth as i read it~!
October 5th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
backuphandsome said:
This is awesome!!
October 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
diggler said:
move over Dr. Seuss!!!! I soooo wish I had this a few years ago when I would sometimes read to my nephews! :p
October 6th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Grimace said:
Thanks for reading and commenting everyone. I really love everyone’s involvement here.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Miss4pt0 said:
What we want to know,
or could you show…
is under that robe,
are you going commando?
October 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
beatrice828 said:
and miss has the million dollar question!!
grimmy – we *must* know.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:19 pm